It’s Time for a Spell

I knew I would find something to set the tone for this Thanksgiving break. The marquee at our school says:

ENJOY YOURE BREAK. DON’T FORGET TO ORDER YOU’RE YEARBOOK.

Now come on, getting your your’s/you are’s mixed up is one thing. Then you don’t (or do?) throw all your apostrophes in. We have to stop letting students handle the marquee.

Oh man, I hope it was a student and not a teacher!

Hey, who cares? It’s break time, right? It’s over the river and through the woods—on cruise control. Have fun everyone.