An E-mail Reminder

Again people, what did Network Services say about adding animation to the end of e-mails? Yet still you’ve got your waving American flags and floating balloons with confetti. Only now, for the holidays, many of you have incorporated dancing turkeys.

Listen up! We are teachers. We are adults. The only professionals who can get away with animation on the end of their e-mails are the good people at Pixar. Trust me; they can pull off a frog whipping its tongue at a nearby fly on an e-mail about morning duty schedules. You can’t.