Stop teething me.

So this kid was picking his teeth with one of the pages from my dictionary. Whatever—been there, done that. What I don’t understand is that he didn’t rip the page for a makeshift toothpick, but he leaned down towards the book like a dog does to a bowl of water to use the corner of the page. Why did he think so little of the book to use it as he did, but respected it enough to not rip the page out?

I don’t know about you, but I rather have the previous, especially since the kid is a Skoal enthusiast. To his credit, he did wipe it down after using it—with his dirty shirt sleeve.