Slammin’!

One of the teachers in the next hall has left a student’s desk out in the hall the past two weeks. It has no desktop for a student to write on. How does one lose the top of a desk? They’re not hubcaps!

Actually, I’m not that worried about it. I only bring it up because seeing the thing gave me an idea.

I’m thinking of snagging it for myself. Then, I would get a sledge hammer and charge teachers a buck for three swings. It could be quite cathartic. I can just hear them now:

“No…”

BANG!

“…YOUR mom’s…”

BANG!

“…terminal velocity!”

BANG!

Or:

“It’s graded…”

BANG!

“…when…”

BANG!

“…it’s graded!”

BANG!

I’m sure the school wouldn’t mind, seeing how they’re in no hurry to pick the dang thing up.