Will the real HT please stand up?

The school district changed insurance carriers. Yes, this will be the second time in two years. We had to go to a meeting so that we could be shown how to set up our coverage via the new group's website. One teacher brought up a question concerning identity theft in regards to the new website. After that, I couldn't get out of my mind someone trying to steal my identity.

Someone wants to be told that their lesson is "gay"? There are those out there that yearn to grade 150 essays on their "free time"? Are there souls that desire answering parent emails who want to know why their suspension-ridden child is failing?

That led me to think, "Is there such a thing as 'identity donation'? And if so, where can I sign up?"

This was unfortunate because I made myself giggle when the speaker was dealing with the cancer coverage portion of the insurance. That garnered some nasty glares.