I call next chapter.
A kid was bragging to his peers that he hadn't opened his textbook once this whole year. And believe me, a kid that doesn't open a textbook has plenty of peers.
Good job "Mr. D-!" And of course he only got that because of the stupid 50 rule. 'Member?
Maybe there's a way that I could get today's kids interested in actually interacting with their very expensive, paid for by your taxes, books. What are kids interested in? I know--video games!
I could design some book covers that look like the video game boxes I see in the stores. I can see a whole series of them.
Good job "Mr. D-!" And of course he only got that because of the stupid 50 rule. 'Member?
Maybe there's a way that I could get today's kids interested in actually interacting with their very expensive, paid for by your taxes, books. What are kids interested in? I know--video games!
I could design some book covers that look like the video game boxes I see in the stores. I can see a whole series of them.
American Literature: Omega AssaultOf course the kids would figure out that they had been duped in two seconds, but at least I wouldn't have to hear the jack-a-ninnies say, "I haven't cracked this book open once all year, dude. Sweet!"
A ripped Hemingway in a futuristic space suit is firing a mega-laser rifle as a spaceship air-strike hovers above.
Literature of the Americas III: The Gates of Doom
A roided, barbaric Whitman is wielding a large battle-ax as he has one foot on top of a slain dragon. Hanging on him is a busty Emily Dickinson wearing sexy armor that doesn't cover anything, let alone protect.
Literary America: Realm Authors
Tennessee Williams is a winged fairy zapping this octopus-like creature with his magical wand in the middle of some ancient forest.