Tuesday, April 28, 2009

It’s in the bag.

The librarian sent us all an e-mail to share that while she was getting the library ready for this state testing, she found three gallon sized baggies full of vomit. After retelling the gagging fit she suffered, she went on to express concern that there may be a student out there suffering from bulimia and asked us to keep an eye out for kids with any signs of such an affliction.

No kidding? There may be a student at this school with an eating disorder? Um, not to sound insensitive, but I can’t even swing a—well—baggie full of vomit without hitting one. Speaking of baggies, this kid may have OCD too—at least when you compare them to previous vomit culprits I’ve encountered.

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