It's just not in the cards for us today.

Report cards go out today and with them a notice from Pécan of some possible errors like:

GPA’s are not accurate
Class ranks are not accurate
Some grades from last semester are not printing
Grades from this grading session are not printing

What’s on these report cards, then? Are there even names? I’ve seen fortune cookies with more accuracy! Heck, at least those have numbers on them! Why are we even distributing these things? I guess Pécan felt like I haven’t stood off an angry teenager mob in sometime. I guess he didn’t see the last time I gave homework over the weekend.