Now Ringer! Now Carver! Now, Spiller and Vixen!

Well, it’s good to see my kids getting into the holiday spirit. Cell phones that are going off and interrupting my class now do so with Christmas carol ringtones. Holly leaves are now accompanying the machine guns and curse words that are carved into my desks. Their Starbucks, which I prohibit and they spill, are now peppermint flavored!

I’m not sure that I can include the girl with Ho! Ho! Ho! on the ass of her sweat pants. She’s been wearing those since September.