Pay up or shut up.

So what did I get in the mail the other day? I received a payroll deduction form and a letter from our superintendent asking school district employees to donate a portion of our salary back to them. He cited the recent economic downturn in this nation as the reason for such a request.

Okay, new rule: You can’t blame an economic downturn for your situation if you’ve been known to AIGin’ it yourself!

You know what I’m talking about.

I can’t believe it. They’re asking teachers to give money back?! That’s like getting blood from a broke-ass stone, my friend. I’m telling you people that we are a day closer to me posting a blog about waking up in a bathtub filled with ice, a jagged stitch job on my lower back and a note from the district telling me to get to a hospital if I want to live.