Rack ‘Em Up!

Though we don’t have that many bike riding students here at SLHS, there are still a few. Believe it or not they have become an issue. It turns out that these bi-wheeled commuters haven’t been locking up their rides. This has resulted not exactly in theft, but other students have been taking them—to joust one another.

You read that right—to joust.

Yes, there have been makeshift bouts consisting of tree branches and bicycles boarded with morons. Administrators have asked us to intervene if we come upon such behavior. They want me to go up against savages who have used their wits to arm themselves with vehicles for destruction. What is this? Mad Max? Tina Turner was right; we don’t need another hero.