A Turkey Shoot
Just like my kids the day before Thanksgiving Break, I have zero interest in being here today. I’m thinking I’m just going to respond to each question with a turkey call.
“Are we doing anything today?”
"Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!"
“Can we just not do anything today?”
"Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!"
“Do we have—“
"Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!"
“Why are you—“
"Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!"
“Are we doing anything today?”
"Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!"
“Can we just not do anything today?”
"Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!"
“Do we have—“
"Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!"
“Why are you—“
"Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!"