Now that’s what I call “toilet paper!”
So I go in to use the can in the faculty workroom, and before I am to do my business, I’m caught off guard by this giant sign over the commode. It said:
DO NOT PUT ITEMS IN THE TOILET. TOILET PAPER ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, a ten exclamationer. They’re serious, aren’t they?
What makes the whole thing even sadder is not the fact that teachers are treating the toilet like a two-year-old and flushing any old thing down. No, it is that the sign was initialed by our AP, Hammer.
Can you imagine that in her big red “TO-DO” folder? It’s not exactly the kind of thing one would want to put in their portfolio, is it? What is she going to have to initial next? The spirit banners? The Leave A Penny/Take A Penny sign at the school store? The catty note about a student’s ex-best friend being passed around in class?
DO NOT PUT ITEMS IN THE TOILET. TOILET PAPER ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, a ten exclamationer. They’re serious, aren’t they?
What makes the whole thing even sadder is not the fact that teachers are treating the toilet like a two-year-old and flushing any old thing down. No, it is that the sign was initialed by our AP, Hammer.
Can you imagine that in her big red “TO-DO” folder? It’s not exactly the kind of thing one would want to put in their portfolio, is it? What is she going to have to initial next? The spirit banners? The Leave A Penny/Take A Penny sign at the school store? The catty note about a student’s ex-best friend being passed around in class?