Oh Ship!

Take a look at this e-mail from one of our science teachers:

Dear colleagues, help me pay for my cruise this summer by stopping by my room (K387) and viewing one of a kind jewelry made by moi! : ) You’ll find my stuff affordable and fabulous!

Look lady, I wouldn’t buy your jewelry even if you made that necklace from Titanic and your cruise ship was—the Titanic. I am a professional. Why am I getting this on my work e-mail? Why is she selling stuff out of her room? What’s next—someone will start selling insurance? Cell phones? Knock-off purses?!