Book Ends

This came from Hammer the other day:

I want to remind everyone that if you’re not using your textbooks anymore, then go ahead and turn those in to Room L34.

Um, it’s April. We have another grading period to go. I thought you had to cross the finish line before you took your shoes off.

Speaking of, by asking us to turn in our learning materials this early, I feel like we’re a professional sports team that is shutting it down for the rest of the season because they are not going to make the play-offs and would rather focus on next year. Maybe they want a higher draft pick or something. Instead of wanting the kid who can run a 4.3 forty, we’re shooting for the one who has a 4.3 GPA. Even if we didn’t want him/her, then we could trade down for two second round teacher’s pets.