Cookie Monsters

That state testing day I was talking about I was talking about is here. To make things festive, administration put t-shirts into our boxes last week. They say SLHS on the front and on the back is Always Tested/Never Fail. With them came the promise of a cookie if we wore them today.

That’s right, a cookie. Nothing says professionalism like treating us like a bunch of three-year-olds. What’s next? If we don’t throw tantrums, then we get to pick out a toy? I guess that’s a better form of motivation than at that other school from yesterday.