Thursday, March 27, 2008

Grillz Seasoning

When I started out in this game, never in a million years did I think I would be combating grillz. They’re such a distraction. My kids are drawn to one another if the said other is sporting that mouth jewelry. Plus, they’re so attentive as the kid mumbles responses to their vast questions.
Where did you get it?

Can you eat with it?

Have you seen those ones that have the spinners?

Ooh, and light up!
If only they were so attentive to my reading assignments. Maybe if I cover my books in fake gold and diamantes. I guess I could use a BeDazzler or something…

And it’s not like I’m going to confiscate the things either. Touching them would be like them giving me a tongue bath.

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