Wednesday, December 17, 2008

To be, or not to be: that is the question:

Here’s a tip for that kid who comes in to take the final and asks for a review for the entire semester before he takes the test—in thirty seconds. Just say, “Oh—well I worked really hard and you selfishly decided to do jack squat, and I say ‘selfishly’ because what kind of person would ask such a question right before the test?”

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