Presumed Guilty

A teacher e-mailed us to ask the faculty member who put bicycle locks on her cabinets to unlock them because she needs to have access to her things. Really? She thinks it was one of us?

I mean we work in the capital city of jack-a-ninny-dom. Why would you think it is one of us and not a student who has a history of hallway football or ceiling escapades? I’m just saying that I would focus my investigation somewhere else. If I’m going to lock anything in a cabinet, then it will be myself when the inmates really take over this asylum.