Peek-A-Boo, IT you!

Oh, look at this. We got this from our IT department.

I did a spotcheck of grades and conduct today and found that 80% of grades and 50% of conduct is in. We need 100% of grades and 100% of conduct in the grade book by the end of school tomorrow.

Gee thanks, like we don’t know. That’s like army intelligence telling the soldiers on the front line they’re being shot at. Here’s a statistic for you, computer nerd—we teachers get the job done on time, 100% of the time.

And how come IT is dropping in and checking-in on my job performance? I don’t get to that with them!

I can’t send e-mails 30% of the time.

My computer freezes 50% of the time.

Anytime I send in a maintenance request to your department, I don’t hear back—100% of the time.

Mind your business, Geek Squad.