Please, please me.

I’m thinking of changing my name to Please just so I will have some chance of hearing it around here.

I need my grades, Please.

Can’t we just watch the movie, Please?

Please, stop talking.

Otherwise, I would just get barked at all day by these kids. What is a teacher, who is not allowed to punch students in the throat, to do?

What am I saying? They don’t acknowledge my presence now, except with contempt in their eyes. They just make demands.

Hey, how much longer?!

Pass out the papers, will ya?

Heck, if I don’t think they would use my name (no matter what it is) then I might as well go for broke and call myself I’m a prick.

Do we have to do anything to today, I’m a prick.

You sure are. You sure are.