Gym Dandy

I'm thinking of joining a gym--one of those 24 hour jobs. There's one down the street from the school and it's nice. At least it seems nice by the garbage its cafe throws out.

It has a freakin' cafe!

I'll bet there are leather couches big enough to sleep on and nice, hot showers. I bet they even have washing machines tough enough for my stains.

I must admit that it would be nice to spend all my time there instead of at school. No one is that dedicated.

How long do you think that the average human being could live off of free samples of "UltraCarbo"?