If the shirt fits….

Hammer sent out an e-mail to encourage us to maintain our enforcement of the dress code during these final months of the school year. She said didn’t want us to, “become complacent just because we can see the finish line.” Really? We can see the finish line? I must be running backwards.

She went on to say that she’s alarmed by the increasing number of wife beaters she has seen kids wearing. Well, I’m alarmed that she’s using a term like wife beaters in an official staff e-mail. There’s no need to paint a picture like a wife being beaten while I’m having my eighth cup of morning coffee. Call it an A-shirt, a tank top or anything else!

Oh well, I’m just glad she was not concerned about an increase in kids wearing steel tow boots. Excuse me, I mean sh!t kickers.