You gotta keep your pimp hand strong.

So while I was taking roll yesterday during sixth period, one of the boys in my class drags one of the girls to the ground. Quite naturally I exploded, and his only response to me bringing my wrath down upon him was a nonchalant, “She owed me money.”

People, if your child ever says, “My teacher hates me,” then just know that it might be true and now you know why.