Sigh here, please.

Pécan sent an e-mail reminding us that we need to sign-out of the building at the end of the day just like we sign-in each morning before school. He sent us the reminder because there are an alarming number of teachers not signing out at the end of the day.

No, actually there is an alarming number of teachers who work way past the end of the school day, so it’s hard to indicate that you’re leaving for the day (if the sun is still up) when the office with the sign-out sheet closes twenty minutes after the last bell. Heck, they might as well put the copy machine in there.

I would like to reply jokingly to Pécan about the teachers having to perform one of those Tom Cruise, Mission Impossible maneuvers from the ceiling in order to sign the clipboard, but I’m afraid that he would rub his chin in a Hey That Isn’t a Bad Idea manner.

The next thing you know, he’ll stop sending e-mails and start sending tape recordings that will self-destruct in fifteen seconds.