Get the flash back!

The journalism teacher is asking other teachers to submit flashback pictures for this year’s annual. The idea is to place our own old yearbook pictures on random pages, so that students can guess which teacher evolved from that teenage form.

Great, like I need something else about me that the kids can make fun of.

“What do you drive? I bet it’s cheap. Excuse me; I mean ‘economical.’”

To twist the insult dagger, D- will even do the air quotes on “economical.” So no thank you, I don’t wish to participate. I can just see one of my kids asking me to sign their yearbook—“Just across your flannel shirt, if you don’t mind.”

Yeah, hold your breath on getting my flashback picture. I’m having a hard time deciding on the one with braces, the one where I have a mullet or the one with braces and the mullet.