This one time at my old school…

Hey, you folks who go to meetings and have the impulse to comment on every single topic (strike that—sentence) that the moderator has, will you do me a favor? Will you shut the ever living hell up?!

Seriously, my teaching ability will not improve one bit by your catty comments, especially when the department head is only relaying attendance taking policy reminders made by the administration. All you do is extend an insignificant meeting with your at my old school’s and If I had a say in it’s that keeps me from doing my job and getting home at a decent time—so I can do the work that I brought home with me.

Just shut up! Shut up! You won’t die if you don’t say anything. But you might get hurt if you keep on blabbing.

Can anyone guess what I attended yesterday after school?