Hell hath no fury as a woman porned.

So I’m a little behind on my personal reading. Every teacher knows that in this game there’s not enough hours in the day to do your job and relax. Better late than never, though, especially on this one news article about two former classmates.

Now come on, I’ve heard of students stealing answers and even plagiarizing entire essays, but this is taking things to a new level.

My one question is this: why did she have to use someone’s real name? I thought making up your performing name was half the fun of being a porn star. Well, maybe not half the fun.