I've AD it.

It looks like things are getting tight financially. I'll probably have to get a roommate. What I should do is move out of my place entirely and sub-lease. With this job, it's not like I'm ever there anyway. Really, I should advertise the other things that I don't use very much.

Someone could have my bed. I don't have much use for it right now with the amount of sleep that I'm getting.

I can just see the ad for my car, "Low mileage--teacher only drove to school and home."

Or, there's always my sanity. I could advertise that "like new."