And that's why I don't write passes to the bathroom.
We had our first expulsion. A girl and boy where caught having oral sex in the boys' bathroom this afternoon. I wanted to vomit when I heard about it. And I'm just talking about the location. All that other stuff doesn't even need a comment from me. But the location... ugh.
Have you ever been in the boys' bathroom? It's probably the most disgusting place on earth. For some reason I think teenage boys believe that urine, when mixed with toilet water, is combustible. How else could you explain them never hitting the mark?
I've seen entire rolls of toilet paper jammed in the commodes. I've found pizza in there. I even found a shoe once, but the urine--that goes everywhere else. Of course, I'm kidding when I say this, but isn't that punishment enough for these two? They're now teeming with organisms that only fire could cleanse. Seriously, I'd run them through a car wash or some sort of quarantine/sterilization procedure before they infect the general population.
Come to think of it, I wonder if that played a part in the decision to expel them.
Hmmm...
And for those who think this is a case of two young people who misunderstand what love is, I'll have to disagree. Do you know who else disagrees? His girlfriend, that's who, because she wasn't the girl that was with him.
Have you ever been in the boys' bathroom? It's probably the most disgusting place on earth. For some reason I think teenage boys believe that urine, when mixed with toilet water, is combustible. How else could you explain them never hitting the mark?
I've seen entire rolls of toilet paper jammed in the commodes. I've found pizza in there. I even found a shoe once, but the urine--that goes everywhere else. Of course, I'm kidding when I say this, but isn't that punishment enough for these two? They're now teeming with organisms that only fire could cleanse. Seriously, I'd run them through a car wash or some sort of quarantine/sterilization procedure before they infect the general population.
Come to think of it, I wonder if that played a part in the decision to expel them.
Hmmm...
And for those who think this is a case of two young people who misunderstand what love is, I'll have to disagree. Do you know who else disagrees? His girlfriend, that's who, because she wasn't the girl that was with him.