You'll need a sheet of paper and a #2 Phillips.

So I was telling you the other day about SLHS's new facelift. Now the work won't start until summer, but they are already setting stuff up.

I'm not going to lie to you; I saw some hobo opportunities when the workers were carrying equipment in. I could give some of that stuff a 2nd life: "Class, when you're finished with your exam, remember that my copy of the test goes under the can of green paint. Your answers will go under the gold. Where, class? Under the gold. Pay attention. If you forget then just stay left of the cones."

Heck, if I had a table saw, then there would be no need to keep running to the workroom to use the paper cutter. Don't act like you have no idea what I'm talking about Mr. "I keep my class set of calculators in a shoe tree." Yes, I'm talking to you to, Ms. "I carry grading to my car in a rolling suitcase like some sort of glamorous flight attendant."