I’ll pop a candy heart in your ass.

There’s no school on Monday due to the fact that it will be a professional development day. Honestly, that sounds good to me. It’s the day before Valentine’s, and I’ve already been caught in these spazzes’ crossfire—literally. I had morning duty and found myself becoming collateral damage in a candy heart fight. Man, I’ve never wanted someone to lose an eye so bad in my life. That can’t be healthy, right?