Friday, May 23, 2008

Early Exit

It’s my understanding that for some of you this may be your last day of the school. To you I would like to wish you—excruciating pain. I’m serious. I hope that sunscreen runs into your eyes as you lay by your pools. I hope you choke on the mint leaves of your mojitos. I hope you scald your hands on your hibachis!

I’m sorry about that people. I’ve still got a couple of weeks to go, and I’m just ready to get this year done. I wish we could finish before Memorial Day, too. You guys enjoy the holiday, while—I grade.

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