Stapler Remover

We’ve been getting nagged by the department head about a missing stapler from the workroom. There’s been five updates so far today. Seriously, how many times can Borrish send out e-mails about a stupid stapler that has workroom in whiteout on it? Hello? We’re trying to close out the year. There are other things to worry about. We get it; keep an eye out for the stapler.

So to shut her up I’m in the middle of applying workroom to my own stapler. I’ll gladly give it up for some peace and quiet.