Be Kind, Unwind

In this edition of Tales of Hallway Hijinks I almost had a video cassette take my head off as it was launch from inside a classroom and smashed against on the many cinderblock walls we have lining our halls. The teacher marches out pass me without acknowledging my presence, picks up the video carcass and begins to rip its carcass apart. He’s finishing the job that the wall had started. I stand there in horror as he grasps and pulls, cutting his had on one of the plastic shards. He then marches back to the doorway of his classroom and shouts, “You guys always have a smart ass answer for everything, so what should we do now?!”

I can’t tell you the rest because when a snotty teen voice responded with, “switch to caffeine,” I did a one-eighty and got the hell out of there.