It’s more like Homecoming Lame.

So here’s the weekend Homecoming scoops. The football game had a record low attendance. It was due to the fact that the athletic director changed the night of the game from Friday to Saturday at the last second and didn’t go out of his way to announce it. That meant a ton of students showed up on Friday to experience a stadium in the dark with locked gates.

Let’s just say that many chose not to return the next night. Are you surprised? You have messed with their game and their dance. Teenagers are spite driven animals. I remember this one time when I got their research papers back to them two days late. Each page 268 was torn out of every single one of my dictionaries.

To this day I’m not sure if their point was that I was a “liar” or a piece of “licorice.” You would assume the first, but with this group…