I've got spirit. Yes, I do.

We play our cross-town rivals tonight in basketball and you can bet your bindle that I will be there. The gym will be jammed packed with both schools. There will probably twice as many people there than usual. You know what that means--twice as many drinks will be bought, twice as many hot dogs will be bought, and twice as much of it will be dropped or left behind. It's like Christmas, except without the bitter cold and long soup lines! Such is the life of a hobo teacher.