Monday, January 22, 2007

Hobo Teacher Survival Tip #157

I had a stroke of genius the other night! The worst thing about it is that I didn't think about it sooner. I went to the big game and just as I had predicted there was tons of abandoned goodies—candy, pretzels, you name it. Hello! That stuff wasn't brought from home. You get that stuff from the concession stand at the game. And who runs those things? Volunteers, that's who.

That place will always have leftovers. No more crawling around for this guy, no sir. Now boosters tend to run the thing, but who cares? I'll be a booster of the "Push Old Ladies Club" if they have a concession stand.

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