Everybody's working for the weekend.

As my 7th period was leaving today I told them to, "Have a great weekend!"

Yeah, it's Tuesday.

Isn't that awful? I can't even make it to hump day anymore. Teachers--we do more before Tuesday than most people do all week.

No, the kids didn't say anything about my goof. Why would they start listening to me after the dismissal bell, if they weren't before it. Maybe next time I'll shout, "Sleep tight you morons!" Now, where did I leave my hunting cap. Maybe it's in Ackley's room.