Friday, December 18, 2009

Could I Get My Christmas Miracle Early This Year?

I have to make this short. We just got an e-mail from one of the administration assistants that the Apperson machine was down and would not be available to teachers. At first I wasn’t too worried because I have no idea what an Apperson machine is. For all I knew it was that thing that makes the die-cuts. Why would I care if I can use that or not?

But then, I decided to look the thing up and found out that it is the machine that grades Scantrons. Why didn’t they say that! At least call it what the teachers call it, “The F Maker.” Now I have to grade the tests by hand, so I’m going to go now, and I’ll catch you after the break—if my head doesn’t explode.

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