Freaking germ factories!
I have a conspiracy theory for you. Follow me through the looking glass, if you will.
Big Insurance along with Big Medical Conglomerates along with the Pharmaceutical Industry all came together to design the education system as we know it.
How else can you explain the logic behind cramming thirty crotch rubbing, non-teeth brushing, [insert your own tag here] gross mongers into a tight space and insist on entertaining "kinesthetic learning strategies" ("Everyone! Let's all touch stuff and pass it around! All together now!").
No thank you. I'm quite content lecturing up here--at a safe distance--with my gas mask on. And when you're done with that hall pass, would you just burn it, please?
When's the next break?
Big Insurance along with Big Medical Conglomerates along with the Pharmaceutical Industry all came together to design the education system as we know it.
How else can you explain the logic behind cramming thirty crotch rubbing, non-teeth brushing, [insert your own tag here] gross mongers into a tight space and insist on entertaining "kinesthetic learning strategies" ("Everyone! Let's all touch stuff and pass it around! All together now!").
No thank you. I'm quite content lecturing up here--at a safe distance--with my gas mask on. And when you're done with that hall pass, would you just burn it, please?
When's the next break?
- H.T. at 11:57 AM
