What's in a name?

Do you ever think that there will ever be a day where we will have classes without any students named "Brittany"?  Now, I'm not dogging on the name at all, but I'm drowning in them this year.

Brittany
Britany
Brittanee
Britney
BritnY
Bri-ta-ny
Brittoni
Ynattirb
Brittony
Britaneee
Brit&ny

The list goes on...

I guess our only hope is that some Britney (or Brittany) out there will do something notorious.  It makes sense--why isn't anyone's kid named Adolph?  Huh?  It's because no one wants the association with Hitler.  So, let's hope that some Brittany out there commits a war crime or something, right?  Hey, there's no Dracula on my roll book--no Jack the Ripper either.