I can’t Facebook it anymore.

Wasn’t I just complaining about e-mails last week?! Well, here I go again. Staff members are starting to include their pictures in the signature portion their e-mails. Look, I thought e-mails were invented so we didn’t have to face one another. Besides, those jack-holes who send out some dumbass e-mails don’t need me being able to recognize you, especially with state testing just around the corner!

And you readers out there who want to tell me that I need to embrace this Facebook lifestyle and get on board with the visual signature, you guys can cram it. Let’s try to retain some professionalism. No dotting our “i”s with hearts. No, “Do you like to meet at 1PM? Check Yes or No.”

No, let’s stop this slippery slope. The next thing you know the dang things won’t even have people’s photographs, but their avatars. Great, now I have to hear from imaginary you.