The News That’s Fit To Prints

There’s this science teacher who had some of her things go missing, so she decided to take matters into her own—hands. Read on to see how my pun was intended.

She put this phosphorous powder all over her stuff so she knows when/if the kids take or go through her things (but they don't know about it). Anyway, some money or something came up missing in her drawer the other day, and she told her class whoever it was better fess up.

Crickets.

She gave them one more warning.

Crickets.

Then she said, “Okay, I warned you,” and turned off the lights, and this one girl was covered all over her hands and torso and pants pockets in bright green.

Nice. Go get 'em CSI.