Dressing the Part

Many thanks to a reader for dropping some knowledge on me about Laurel Hill High School--home of the Hobos. Finally, I can go home.

I never thought of becoming an administrator, but if there was ever the place for me to be a principal, then it would be this one. Heck, if it pays well enough I could be the new mascot. I certainly dress the part, don’t you think? And by “pays well enough” I mean, it can jingle in a tin can.

I’m kidding. I’ve got too much invested in SLHS to move now. Besides, I’m holding out for a school with an overworked teacher as the mascot. Again, thanks to the reader for the link. Please, if you guys come across any other interesting mascot, then send them this way.