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In one class I had to take up a cell phone that went off, a PDA that the kid was playing solitaire on, and some newfangled "personal digital music player and life support system" (or at least that's what the kid was screaming as I took it from her). I bet I could double my paycheck if I fenced all of the stuff that I take up.

Damn these morals.

If things get out of hand, then I'll know that it is time to change careers. Like if I have to take up one of those giant battery shaped containers that has one hundred batteries in it--or rabbit ears--you laugh, but that's the next step.

"Johnny, let's put that coaxial cable away and get our textbook out."