Friday, February 10, 2006

Welcome to RadioShack, may I help you?

In one class I had to take up a cell phone that went off, a PDA that the kid was playing solitaire on, and some newfangled "personal digital music player and life support system" (or at least that's what the kid was screaming as I took it from her). I bet I could double my paycheck if I fenced all of the stuff that I take up.

Damn these morals.

If things get out of hand, then I'll know that it is time to change careers. Like if I have to take up one of those giant battery shaped containers that has one hundred batteries in it--or rabbit ears--you laugh, but that's the next step.

"Johnny, let's put that coaxial cable away and get our textbook out."

Atom XML

My site was nominated for Best Education Blog!
My site was nominated for Best Humor Blog!

[ Recent Posts ]

~You Can Almost Do It!

~The Third Reich in Fifth Period


~Teaching Tomorrow's Homeless--Today

~Parent contact is vital?

~Learning never stops.

~A code by any other name...

~Your mom saved a bunch of money on her car insurance.

~Tenure: The Movie

~The Crying Game: Part II

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. That's our story and we're sticking to it.