My Dream Student

I had a parent call asking me why his child failed my class. I responded with,"Well, he sleeps in class quite often."

"He says that he never sleeps in your class," he shot back.

So I follow with, "Is he sure that he didn't dream that?"

I mean, why would I lie about a kid sleeping in my class? What would I have to gain? It's not like I sell caffeine pills on the side and this is my way of wrangling in customers.

{insert catchy jingle here} -- Uh, "You know what might help Mr. Blah Blah Blah--that power packed pill--that little keepin' from sleepin'--NoDoze!"

Though I do need the money...