Why Anybody Can Work in Education

After the first bell this morning, the administration gets on the PA to announce that Bus 84 was running late, so that if a student comes in late to first period to not count them tardy if they say that they were on Bus 84. With those magical words Bus 84 was converted into a 600-passenger carrier. What student that is late, who heard that announced through out the whole school, is not going to claim to be on bus 84, especially, if it gets them out of detention?

I can't wait until 2nd period for an announcement -- "Excuse me students--the answers for the English test are A, A, D as in Dog..."